See this sock?
It looks like an ordinary sock. But it's kind of stiff. If you get too close the smell burns your nose hairs and makes your eyes water. It belongs to my oldest son. It is one of his dirty baseball socks. The interesting thing is that Fall baseball has been over for about 6 weeks. He found this one buried in the bottom of his bedroom closet.
Don't get too close.
This one is bad.
The exposure could change your life.
And not for the better.
I'm not kidding.
(My son said it was a little "stuck" to the carpet.)
It must be love.